Pooty-Tang Pizza

Okay dudes. I pretty much have no excuse for not updating in a hella long time. But I haven't. So...that's that I guess. In my defense, I have been loaded down with final exams and projects. Also, I've been sick like a mofo, and dealt with it by taking copious amounts of naps whenever possible. That being said, I guess it sort of goes without saying that I haven't been drawing much either. So if I HAD updated...there wouldn't be much for material.

Enough with the complaining, already! I have a couple of homework assignments that desperately need to be posted. First up is from a couple weeks ago, when he had to depict a couple lines of song lyrics. I chose Maria's Little Elbows because it'sss amazing (although my drawing skills are not):


The following week, we had to draw something that we would not want to happen while driving. I made a comic. I'm really sad that I let myself color it, but damn, I was bored at work, and it seemed like a good idea at the time but it WASN'T!




Hmm..what else? I have this picture that I drew while was watching a show about kids at fat camp:


And! While I was moving around my shit today, scrambling to pack up some stuff for winter break, I found a picture I drew during a class, way back at the beginning of the semester. It's derived, I suppose, from when Niloc just pointed at me one day with the same exclamation. Except he said it with a voice that wasn't his. And he's known me for years.


I remember getting a lot of criticism for the amount of hair I put on the legs. I thought it was appropriate considering the lack of genitals. Give a little, gain a little...or something like that.

I mentioned work a little earlier. That would imply I have a job. And I do. My job is to sit in an empty room and stare at this button (excuse my crappy cell phone photo)while trying not to push it:


In my mind, I totally just told the truth. But my boss might tell you differently.